Death By Diaper Bag: a warning to would-be kidnappers

I have been having these horrible nightmares all week that my babies are kidnapped.

Any parent who has had this nightmare knows how scary it is. I've been waking up, crying.

So now, I'm afraid that I'm going into Mommy Vigilante mode. Don't come too close or I will...what?...probably take a swing at you with my 654,765,867 lb diaper bag.

That's right. You've been warned, potential kidnappers. You've been warned.

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